With Andy away at a cockney knees-up, Martin and Tom experiment with pissed podcasting. Topics include: farting puppies, cause and effect and exploding tits. Warning: Do not try this at home. Tom and Martin are trained drinkers.
It is 2010 and the chaps lose no time in dragging the tone of the new year down to their level. The conversation turns to such edifying subjects as purchasing porn before the days of the internet, Doctor Who and films that mangle Sherlock Holmes. Warning: Contains strong coffee.